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Just Joking - Mars and Venus

Why?

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to a lady kneeling at a grave.

The lady seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached her and said, "Mam, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect herself, then replied, "My husband's first wife."

The Loud Wife

A man is speeding down the freeway when he's stopped by a police car and has to pull over. "Do you realise you were doing 80mph in a 60mph zone, sir," asks the policeman. "That's impossible, sir, I never break the speed limit," replies the driver. The driver's wife butts in and says, "Yes, you do, I'm always telling you to keep your speed down."

The policeman says, "I also noticed, sir, that you didn't have your seat belt on. You put it on as I was walking over to your car." "That is not true, sir; I always wear my seat belt," replies the driver. "No, you don't, I'm always telling you to put your seat belt on," says the driver's wife.

"Damn it, woman," the driver explodes, "can't you, just for once, keep that big, fat trap of yours shut?"

The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife, so he moves around to her side of the car. "Does he often speak to you like this, madam?" "Oh, no, officer," she says, "only when he's drunk."

Fleeing

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one." The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby."

(Source: Internet)

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