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Just Joking
The frightened tourist
The frightened tourist: “Are there any bats in this cave?”
The guide: “There were, but don’t worry, the snakes ate all of them.”
New ticket technology
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.
A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo - of handcuffs.
Tourists guide with kids
A tourist guide was talking with a group of school kids at Yellowstone park when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf.
“Yes, I came face-to-face with a wolf once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a weapon.” “What did you do?” the little girl asked. “What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eye but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer and nearer. I had to think fast.”
“How did you get away?”
“As a last resort, I just turned around and walked quickly to the next cage.”
(Source: Internet)
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