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Just joking
The wife’s birthday
A man asked his wife, “What would you like for your birthday?”
She said, “I’d love to be ten again.”
On the morning of her birthday, he woke her up early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach churning.
Then off to a movie theatre, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?”
One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, honey, I meant dress size!”
The morning after
A man dining in a fancy restaurant, sees a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it, and hands it back.
“Oh my, I am so sorry,” the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. “Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you.”
They enjoy a wonderful evening together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to breakfast the next morning.
She cooks a gourmet breakfast, with all the trimmings. The man is amazed. “You know,” he said, “you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every man you meet?”
“No,” she replies, “you just happened to catch my eye.”
(Source: The Internet)
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