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Just joking

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender; for example...

Freezer bags — They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Tyre — Male, because it goes bald and it’s often over-inflated.

Web Page — Female, because it’s always getting hit on.

Subway — Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hammer — Male, because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.

Remote Control —Female...... Ha! You thought it’d be male. But consider this, man would be lost without it.

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