A man was just coming out of anaesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, “You’re beautiful”.
Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, “You’re cute.”
“What happened to ‘beautiful?’” she asked him.
“The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.
A typical conversation between a computer programmer-husband, returning late from work, and his wife.
Husband: Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife: Have you brought the ring?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning.
Husband: Erroneous syntax.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters. Abort!
Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: Default parameter.
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: Access denied. File in use.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press Ctrl + Alt + Del to reboot
* Woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
* Why don’t men have a mid-life crisis? They’re stuck in adolescence.
* How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
(Source: The Internet)
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