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A woman wakes up at night to find that her husband is not in bed. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears deep in thought. “What’s the matter, dear?” she asks.

The husband looks up, “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?” he asks. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. “Yes, I do,” she replies. The husband pauses.

“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?” “Yes, I remember,” says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues...”Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, ‘Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years’.” “I remember that too”, she replies.

He wipes a tear from his cheek and says... “I would have gotten out today!”

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?

Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time!!!

It was their fifth anniversary, and Al and Alice had just returned from watching a movie. Alice was feeling romantic. “Will you still love me when my hair has turned to silver?” she crooned.

“Why not?” Al grunted. “Didn’t I love you through four other shades?”

Boy: Are you sure that you only love me?

Girl: Ya. I checked the whole list yesterday.

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