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Light at the end
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride, from Dayton, Ohio, to Washington, DC.
A vendor came down the corridor selling Pop Rocks, something neither had ever seen before. Cassie bought each grandson a bag.
The first one eagerly tore open the bag and popped one into his mouth just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his brother and said: “I wouldn’t eat that if I were you.”
“Why not?” replied the curious brother “I took one bite and went blind for half a minute.”
Some System
Each Friday night I drove my wife to the train station so she could go visit her sister who was ill. Ten minutes later, my sister arrived by train so that she could help with the house and kids over the weekend while my wife was gone. On Sundays this procedure worked in reverse with my sister departing by train 10 minutes before my wife arrived.
One evening after my sister left and while I awaited my wife’s arrival, a porter sauntered over.
“Mister,” he said, “you sure have some system going! But one of these days you’re going to get caught!”
Mr. Jacobson
Mr.Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. No sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet of snow came crashing toward him.
Fortunately, Mr. Jacobson was able to jump into a cave just before the avalanche hit. Just as fortunately, he had matches with him and was able to light a fire.
Hours later, when everyone but Mr. Jacobson returned, a rescue team was sent to search for him. After several hours, they saw smoke curling from the cave and went to investigate.
Poking his head into the entrance, one of the rescuers yelled, “Mr. Jacobson, are you there? It’s the Red Cross.”
Bristling, the harried executive called back, “Get lost. I gave at the office!”
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