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* Free drinks

* Free dinners.

* Free movies.

* New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.

* If you’re not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.

* No fashion faux pas you make could rival the Speedo.

* Brad Pitt.

* No one passes out when you take off your shoes.

* If you’re dumb, some people will find it cute.

* You can quickly end any fight by crying.

* Your friends won’t think you’re weird if you ask whether there’s spinach in your teeth.

* There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

* You’ll never regret piercing your ears.

* You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.

* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

* You can open all your own jars.

* Old friends don’t annoy you if you’ve lost or gained weight.

* You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

* Your last name stays put.

* You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

* Wedding plans take care of themselves.

* None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

* If you’re 34 and single nobody notices.

* You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

* You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

* Car mechanics tell you the truth.

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* One mood, all the time.

* Same work....more pay.

* Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

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