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On men
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
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What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
Gifted!
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What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature!
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Why are blond jokes so short?
So men can remember them!
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What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up!
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How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares!
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know – it’s never happened.
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How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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What’s a man’s idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum.
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What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home!
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What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this!
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What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer!
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How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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What’s the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote between his toes.
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How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
We cook/they eat, we clean/they dirty, we iron/they wrinkle!
(Source: The Internet)
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