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The blind horse
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse, Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull!” Buddy didn’t move. Then the farmer hollered, “
;Pull, Buster, pull!” Buddy didn’t respond. The farmer commanded, “Pull, Coco, pull!” Nothing. Then the farmer said, “Pull, Buddy, pull!” And the horse dragged the car out. The curious motorist asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. “Well... Buddy is blind and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn’t try!”
Angry drivers
In a small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet. Neither of them wants to reverse. They glare at one another. Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading. The other one politely asks, “When you’ve finished
the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?”
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