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Man of the house
The husband had just finished reading a new book titled You Can Be The Man of Your House.
He stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on, you need to know
That I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress and comb my hair?
The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess.”
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What next
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is,” he replied, “Breakfast.”
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The perfect man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.
This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.
Source: The Internet
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