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Just joking

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Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now, they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally, Pete invited Larry to visit him in his new apartment. “I got a wife and three kids a nd I’d love to have you visit us.” “Great. Where do you live?” asked Larry.

“Here’s the address. And there’s plenty of parking behind the apartment. Park and come around to the front door, kick it open with your foot, go to the elevator and press the button with your left elbow, then enter! When you reach the sixth floor, go down the hall until you see my name on the door. Then press the doorbell with your right elbow and I’ll let you in.”

“Good. But tell me... what is all this business of kicking the front door open, then pressing elevator buttons with my left, then my right elbow?”

“Surely, you’re not coming empty-handed,” asked Pete.

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