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Buy me a mink
Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. “Will you marry me, darling?” he asked.
Lisa smiled coyly and said, “Yes, if you’ll buy me a mink.”
Kurt thought for a moment and then replied, “Okay, it’s a deal, on one condition.”
“What is that?” Lisa asked.
“You’ll have to clean the cage,” Kurt replied.
In celebration
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a posh restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,
“Do you know her?”
“Yes,” sighs the husband, “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
The toaster oven
One of the wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, the wife and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. “Get the owner’s manual!” her husband shouted.
“I can’t find it anywhere!” she cried, searching through the box.
“Oops!” came a voice from the kitchen. “Well, the toast is fine, but the owner’s manual is burnt to a crisp.”
Birthday surprise
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk.
“You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
(Source: The Internet)
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