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Just joking
Landing with a thud
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy, which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, give a smile, and a “Thanks for flying XYZ airline.” He said that in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, but no one seemed annoyed.
Finally everyone had gotten off except for one old lady. She asked, conspiratorially, “Sunny, mind if I ask you a question?” “No Ma’am, what is it?”
“Did we land or were we shot down?”
Tongue twister
A Swiss guy visiting Sydney pulls up at a bus stop where two locals are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.
The two Aussies just stare at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries.
The two continue to stare.
“Parlare Italiano?”
Still no response
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first Aussie turns to the second and says, “You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”
“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew three languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”
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