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Talks too much
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Her husband looked stunned. He said “What?”
Survivor
There were 11 people hanging onto a single rope suspended from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all of them would die. No one could decide who it should be. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving things up for their husbands and children and giving in to men. All the men started clapping.
Dream man
A woman was sitting at a bar when an exceptionally tall, handsome young man entered. The woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her staring and walked towards her. He said, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, for $100, on one condition.” Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The woman considered his proposition, took some money from his purse, and gladly pressed it into the young man’s hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and said, “Clean my house.”
(Source: The Internet)
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